Deep-six the sugar plums, kick those Dickens poorhouse kids to the curb, and don't even think of putting on toe shoes: The Phoenix continues its alternative holiday tradition with On Thin Ice: A Very Phoenix Xmas 3. The show will feature sketches, audience participation and music sending up all of the winter holidays, including Christmas, Hannukah, the Winter Solstice, New Year's and more. Audience Advisory: Not a scrap of traditional holiday fare included. Fruitcake optional.

Tickets: $15-$25.

Pictured: Gayle Steigerwald (left) and Sara Rieman (right) are featured in On Thin Ice.